DAVID. ANDREWS. GUILD.

Happyy birthday dad! Unfortunately, I couldn't see the images on your old website to steal from, but Olivia and I have worked VERY hard to make the perfect website. You're welcome. I hope you have fun trying to read this, even with your reading glasses, loser.

you look so pretty!!!!!

smell like butt and pie...

do you want a knife?

BLATHERS

dear father,congratulations! She did it! you are finally 94 which just so happens to be 67 + 6 + 7 + 7 + 7. hooray! Here, we wanted to attach some pictyres of yuyus best recent works, featuring you! yay! We love you very much, even if you do suck at chess, and piffle, and driving straight, and mario kart.... hmmm you really seem to suck at a lot of things, but your amazing daughters don't care! it's just so fun to

make fun of you cause you smell really bad heeheehee. you really should get a job–even mei-li has a job! Mei-li! Next thing you know it she's gonna have bigger feet tha you too. sigh. time to

hang out with out most favoritest father ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!love, practice and perfect baby

but now... we must introduce... EVIL FATHER